A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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