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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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smell the vitamin C

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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