A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What is 9+10? 19

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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