What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why so serious ?

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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