- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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