A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How did th-A fridge.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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