What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Connor is homo

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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