You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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hello anomonous

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's just not right? Left

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Anti Joke

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