- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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