- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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