What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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