- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Potassium? K.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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