LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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