In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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