- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a library.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

whats 1 + 1? 2

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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