- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

school homewrok

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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