- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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