How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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woman's rights

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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