What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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