- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

black chicken. kfc

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's 2+2? Fish

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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