What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is white and long? A New York winter

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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