- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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