What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's up? Your time.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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