whos on the right track? lady gaga

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

black chicken. kfc

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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