Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

black chicken. kfc

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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