What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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