- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Adam Chebali is awesome

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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