- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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