- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

someone called someone else a frog

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Justin Bieber

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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