Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A pope meets another one

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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