what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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can you pass the soap?

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Ily bae

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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