Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Knock knock *open*

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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