- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Asians.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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