- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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