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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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