HELLO EVERYONE

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A pope meets another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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