- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

I like poop in my butt

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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