Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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