Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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