Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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