A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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knock knock come in !

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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