Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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