- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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