What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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jews

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Maths.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How about that airline food?

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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