- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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