- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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