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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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