- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

autistic kids rock

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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