A baby seal walks into a club.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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