Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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