- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

it was all Tagart

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

SHUT UP JP

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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