- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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