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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread