- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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