- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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