- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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