Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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no

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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