Gretta has five legs? -no

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

no

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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