A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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