- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Good job, son.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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