- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Ross.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Do the roar!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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