- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Want to hear a joke? No.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Womens rights

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A bar walks into a man

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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