Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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