- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

an american walks out of a strip club.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Poker face

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

You sick fiend

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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