- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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