What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a black man? A person

Knock, Knock Who's There

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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