- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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