- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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