Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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