- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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