whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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360 NO SCOPE

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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