Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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