- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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