- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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