- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What are annoying? Ads.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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