So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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read me write me

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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