- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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