- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Guest what in the butt

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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