What's 9+10? 19

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Homosexualism is so gay man

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do black people eat? Food.

God is real.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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