Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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