how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Camerons hair is Curly..

There's my tractor.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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