- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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